You Must be a Dom wannabe IF
(Author Unknown)

1. If you walk into a D/s room and type ” <~~~~~~~ slave hunter”…

2. If you, after being told the sub has a Dom, insist “you’ll never
tell” if she cybers with you…

3. If you collect Subs/Slaves like you collect old ties…

4. If you really need to know her measurments…

5. If, in response to a comment in a chatroom, you find it necessary to ask “What is R/T?”…

6. If you say “You will kneel before me and obey!!!!”, and honestly
believe that she isn’t laughing her ass off…

7. IF YOU THINK THAT CAPITALIZATION MAKES YOU SOUND DOMINANT…

8. If your fastest time collaring someone was 24 hours or less…

9. If you start off your IM with “I know exactly what you need, better than even you know”, and think you own a sub because she smiles at you in a chat room…

10. If the first thing you say when you IM a sub you have never seen on before is “hey, wanna master?”…

11. If you ever spelled the word “dominatricks”…

12. If you think that women are actually excited by rude, crude and abusive language…

13. If your idea of sexually pleasuring your submissive is to say
“thanks” BEFORE rolling over and going to sleep instead of after…

14. If you need to see a pic before knowing whether a woman is
beautiful or not…

15. If you still haven’t figured out that offering chocolate will get
you much more than saying “Hey baby wanna f***?”…

16. If your idea of earning the respect of a potential submissive is to troll via email.